Sunday, April 2, 2017

ROUGHING IT

"Someone has said that in order to know a community , one must observe the style of its funerals and know what manner of men they bury with most ceremony. I cannot say which class we buried with the most éclat in the 'flush times,' the distinguished public benefactor or the distinguished rough--possibly the two chief grades or divisions honored their illustrious dead about equally; and, no doubt the philosopher I have quoted from would have needed to see two representative funerals in Virginia before forming his estimate of the people. "There was a grand time over Buck Fanshaw when he died. He was a representative citizen. He had 'killed his man'--not in his own quarrel, it is true, but in defense of a stranger unfairly beset by numbers. He had kept a sumptuous saloon. He had been the proprietor of a dashing helpmeet whom he could have discarded without the formality of a divorce. He had held a high position in the fire department and been a very Warwick in politics. When he died there was great lamentation throughout the town, but especially in the vast bottom-stratum of society. "On the inquest it was shown that Buck Fanshaw, in the delirium of a wasting typhoid fever, had taken arsenic, shot himself through the body, cut his throat, and jumped out of a four-story window and broken his neck--and after due deliberation, the jury, sad and tearful, but with intelligence, unblinded by its sorrow, brought in a verdict of death 'by the visitation of God .' What could the world do without juries?" P. 773, ROUGHING IT by Mark Twain (1984)