
"I SEEN IT!"
Two guys were walking down a street one day. One guy stuttered real bad. After walking a while, the stutterer said:
"Ma-ma-ma-man, look at that pretty girl over there!"
"Where?" asked the other man, looking around.
"Aw, sh-sh-sh she gone now," he replied. They proceeded farther. Then, the stutterer said again:
"Ma-ma-ma-man, look at that pretty car over there!"
"Over where?" asked the other man, straining to see.
"Aw, it's gone, too." the stutterer replied. Walking a little father, the stutter stopped and said:
"Ma-ma-ma-man, man look at that...." Before he could finish, the other guy broke in, saying:
"I seen it! "I seen it! "I seen it! " To which the stutter replied:
"Wa-wa-wa well, if you seen it, what'd you step in it for?"