Extemporaneous musings, occasionally poetic, about life in its richly varied dimensions, especially as relates to history, theology, law, literature, science, by one who is an attorney, ordained minister, historian, writer, and African American.
Monday, July 13, 2015
"I SEEN IT!"
"I SEEN IT!"
Two guys were walking down a street one day. One guy stuttered real bad. After walking a while, the stutterer said:
"Ma-ma-ma-man, look at that pretty girl over there!"
"Where?" asked the other man, looking around.
"Aw, sh-sh-sh she gone now," he replied. They proceeded farther. Then, the stutterer said again:
"Ma-ma-ma-man, look at that pretty car over there!"
"Over where?" asked the other man, straining to see.
"Aw, it's gone, too." the stutterer replied. Walking a little father, the stutter stopped and said:
"Ma-ma-ma-man, man look at that...." Before he could finish, the other guy broke in, saying:
"I seen it! "I seen it! "I seen it! " To which the stutter replied:
"Wa-wa-wa well, if you seen it, what'd you step in it for?"