Monday, July 13, 2015

"I SEEN IT!"

"I SEEN IT!" Two guys were walking down a street one day. One guy stuttered real bad. After walking a while, the stutterer said: "Ma-ma-ma-man, look at that pretty girl over there!" "Where?" asked the other man, looking around. "Aw, sh-sh-sh she gone now," he replied. They proceeded farther. Then, the stutterer said again: "Ma-ma-ma-man, look at that pretty car over there!" "Over where?" asked the other man, straining to see. "Aw, it's gone, too." the stutterer replied. Walking a little father, the stutter stopped and said: "Ma-ma-ma-man, man look at that...." Before he could finish, the other guy broke in, saying: "I seen it! "I seen it! "I seen it! " To which the stutter replied: "Wa-wa-wa well, if you seen it, what'd you step in it for?"